I would discard my current wardrobe, chuck and donate it all.
I would then travel to the closest Miu Miu store (or maybe I’d officially invent apparation as a real-life, every-day form of travel, and then apparate there), and proceed to BUY BLOODY EVERYTHING.
Why?
Possums, let me show you just why these first few steps would lead me to the happiness of life as a lottery winner.
Chances of this occuring considered, perhaps I will make do with some MM inspired yellow tortoise sunglasses for now (thanks to the delightful Karen Walker).
xo
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